hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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