I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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