Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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