I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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