i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
That was an excessively violent trivia night
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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