they need to just BURY HIM!
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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