don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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