i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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