woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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3 2 1 whiskey
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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