how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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