You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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