i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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