yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
time to smoke my breakfast
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.