My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I have feelings that need drinking.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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