She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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