You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I party with great urgency now.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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