You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
this will be a night to untag.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
