Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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