singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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