If i come over, it means nothing
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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