that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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