Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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