dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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