Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I need a hoe opinion
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