Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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