awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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