a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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