I wish i was in the wii world.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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