you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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