Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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