So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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