I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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