Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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