It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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