The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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