I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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