She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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