I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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