carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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