and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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