So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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