The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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