the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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