Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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