I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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