ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!