i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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