Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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