She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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