So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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