There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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