don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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