none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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