Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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