So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
